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  • I’ve been observing this phenomenon for years. I think people believe the cars will get lonely and need another to talk to while their humans are shopping.

  • Thought ol buddy had a stroke at the end.

  • My wife and I were going to the mall. The lot was pretty full, so we took whatever spot was available. I parked straight down the center, because I don’t want to be the asshole parked too close to the line. We parked, still sitting in the car because my wife is grabbing her purse from the back seat. The van next to us, the lady is getting out, swings her door open full speed, “THUNK”. Gets out, looks at my door that she just hit, looks at me sitting in the car staring at her in surprise, turns, and walks into the mall.

    What. The. Fuck.

  • No sound. Yet, I could still hear the east coast accent.

  • His wife’s private investigator is parking next to him, no matter where he parks.

  • You really need the sound to capture how mad he is about this!

    Here it is: https://youtu.be/XYSnWvZU0yc

  • I leave my daughter at school at 6:30, so I arrive too early at work.

    I park in a “bad” spot (no shadow, far from the entrance, etc), jump to the rear seat and have a good sleep.

    Then this other employee started arriving early too, and parking right beside me, waiting for the starting hour, with his fucking stereo on.

    1st day, I woke up, drove to the other side of the parking lot, went back to sleep.

    2nd day, parked on that same new place… And woke up with the moron parked beside me again. WTF? Drove back to my original spot.

    3rd day, original spot, imbecile parks beside me.

    I jumped off the car: LISTEN MR. XXX (I knew him, quiet easy going dude from production), WHERE THE HELL DO YOU LIKE TO PARK?? IF IT’S HERE, I’LL PARK THERE. IF IT’S THERE, I’LL PARK HERE. JUST DON’T FREAKING FOLLOW ME. YOU WAKE ME UP WITH YOUR RADIO,

    “But, but, I have my windows closed, can you hear it?”

    YEAH, I CAN STILL HEAR IT. DIDN’T YOU NOTICE THE PREVIOUS DAYS WHEN I MOVED AWAY? WHY DID YOU THINK I DID THAT? JEZUZ!!

    To this day I don’t understand why he had to follow me. Some sort of herd mentality I supoose. Empty parking lot apart from one car, “that must be where I’m supposed to be too”, not even thinking about it.

  • Same goddamn thing happens in the men’s room. I walk past all 10 empty urinals to the one against the far wall. Dude walks in and starts pissing right beside me. C’mon guy. Seriously?

  • Old Man Yells at Cloud

  • He seems stressed, he should probably go for a walk.

  • Same thing just happened at the doctors office. I’m taking a 1 hour glucose test, so I’m sitting here in reception with my heart racing, trying not to vomit up the sugar drink. Rest of reception is practically empty, my feet are up, I’m cruising reddit. Couple walks in and sits IMMEDIATELY next to me, hitting my elbow as they do, and they’re still there. I count 20 other chairs, fucking move!!!

  • I feel this man waaaay too much on this subject. I have a nice car I like to park nice car where it will stay a nice car!!!

  • I wonder if he’s Italian

  • Source? anyone?

  • It’s a gif, and I still had to turn the volume down…

  • Anyone else thinking that the other car was already there and he parked next to them just to make the video?

  • I agree with him, this is against parking lot etiquette. It’s the same as urinals. If there is a whole line of urinals in a public restroom you don’t just pull up next to some dude already taking care of his business when there’s other ones available.

  • I feel this way about the gym. The entire place can be empty and a stranger never fails to pick the treadmill right next to me. I just don’t understand.

  • (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

  • i have to agree with the guy

  • > “IT CLEARS MY HEAD”

    Dude seems pretty amped for someone with a clear head.

  • All that anti-mutant sentiment. Magneto was right.

  • I was amused until his last face, then I broke. That was hilarious

  • Is that Andrew Dice Clay?

  • that stroke at the end tho…

  • Oh my… Is he okay? Life’s too short to get that mad.

  • This is how I feel when I go to the gym and it’s empty and someone comes up and uses the machine RIGHT NEXT TO ME

  • I once parked at the empty end of the lot at Walmart one night while we went in to pick up a couple necessities. We came back to nothing less than a 2-door (long doors for nice door dings) Mercedes parked 8 inches away from the driver side of my car.

    There was a lady just sitting inside in the driver seat with a chihuahua on her lap. They both just sat there and gawped at me as I squeezed through the gap and got into my car.

    Both surreal and infuriating at the same time.

  • That look at the end!

  • I can feel his NY accent oozing through the monitor

  • I must be getting older, I agree with him.

  • I completely get this guy and feel his pain.

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