[UPDATE] For those who wanted to see the aftermath of the hot dog gelatin…


[UPDATE] For those who wanted to see the aftermath of the hot dog gelatin…



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  • I honestly thought nothing could ever make me more upset than the original post. Thanks for ruining two consecutive evenings for me, OP. 🙁

  • The olives bobbing just under that layer of gelatine makes it look a lot more grotesque than it should be.

  • Why the fuck am I subbed to this?

  • I’m just here screaming OH MY GOD and my husband came running thinking something was really wrong.

    Then I showed him this. He knew it really *was* something wrong.

  • I’ve only ever seen those in old 70s cookbooks my mom had. Do they taste good?

  • It’s living ! The blob is living !

  • Wtf, that is utterly horrific!

  • I have a weird love for 1950s gelatin “meals”. Tell me, what did the jell o taste like

  • Literally gagged. Well played. Only the bologna and mayo cake could do that do me.

  • Am I taking crazy pills? Does nobody else find that unbearably hot?

  • Im calling the cops

  • Thankfully the toilet pic was not posted! I was scared for a moment.

  • Some outer God from Cthulhu mythos

  • How is it possible that it wasn’t all eaten?!

  • Each day we fall further from the light.

  • Mark NSFL please

  • that is a jiggle of impending doom if i’ve ever seen it.

  • Reported.

  • You’re a monster. You’re all monsters!!!

  • Wait.. So did people actually eat it..?

  • The slo-mo is strangely beautiful, in a horrifying kind of way.

  • MAKE IT STTTOOOP

  • im just so sad because you could have made any food but you made this and you put it in your one human body and also made me look at it with my two human eyes

  • I’M TRYING TO EAT HERE

  • I no longer want to see the aftermath, so well done.

  • Looks like my stomach

  • What the fuck it sent shivers down my spine like Godzilla

  • Peppers, celery, and green olives are what I think of when I hear someone say gelatin.

  • Did it make THE sound? The gelatin sex sound?

    *schlllwupppschllwuppp*

  • OMG I can smell it from here…

  • You’re a sick bastard

  • Feel like my human rights have been violated

  • That thing looks fucking vile.

    Oh god, I think I threw up a little in my mouth watching that gif. 🤢

  • You monster

  • That makes Headcheese look good.

  • Please make a video of someone eating this!

  • NSFW this for crying out loud!

  • Wait, people actually eat their shitty food porn? I thought people crafted these monstrosities just for viewing pleasure…

  • When hot dogs get slimy, isn’t that how you determine if they’re bad? Why would anyone create a recipe to deliberately set the hot dogs in slime. The 60’s and 70’s were a weird time.

  • What is the gelatin flavored with?

  • Is there a subreddit for jelly in slowmotion?

  • My family used to make something similar for Thanksgiving and Christmas that they called “Aspic Salad”. It consisted of a mix of lemon jello and tomato juice, with green olives inside, covered with shredded Velveeta cheese. My mom loved it abd to this day still [threatens] to make it every year we’re there for the holidays.

  • This is the update we didn’t know we needed.

  • wait, you actually made that? i thought you found it on the internet. why do you hate yourself?

  • Eww, geez… Aw god he even did a slow motion capture…

  • Make sex to it.

  • 🙁

  • Who hurt you?

  • I feel like im sexually turned on by this

  • I can honestly say this is the FIRST (and I hope, only) post on this sub that has actually made me throw up a little in my mouth, only because my mother’s best friend subjected me to savoury jellies all the time when we would go to her house for dinner and I was raised you try it even if you don’t like it to be nice. So it’s like I can taste it and remember the jiggling sound it would
    make when she served it.
    I am nauseous now…

  • Heaping pile of savory snot.

  • Was it tasty?

  • This is it. This is the post that’ll make me unsub.

  • shoot me

  • Thank you, I needed this. I now have closure.

  • Said I’d eat it in the other thread. Doubling down on that. Would def eat it.

  • I had to try not to scream

  • I just threw up all over my desk

  • You need a psych assessment.

  • This makes me VERY uncomfortable and I am not confident that I could articulate it properly

  • Now that is shitty.

  • This is the worstestest thing I’ve ever seen.

  • this will haunt my dreams.

  • Can’t tell if OP is brave or nuts

  • That looks like something out of the D&D Monster manual.

  • I…I did not want to see this

  • This is not ok

  • I feel unwell after watching this. It’s not even the jiggling or anything, it’s knowing that somebody has eaten some of this. Ugh.

  • Never again. Please

  • 10/10 better w rice

  • Is there any possible way that this tastes okay?

  • This makes me feel… unwell.

  • So you’re telling me people actually ate this fucking shit ?

  • Being in Russia has numbed me to this

  • For the love of God run, run before it devours us all, it’s taken these guys already, you may be next, no one is safe NO ONE !!!!!

  • Slap some mayo on that and my Minnesota Norwegian friends would eat it. I have fond memories of lime jello and veg-all with mayo.

  • From 70’s cookbook to 70’s Dr. Who monster.

  • It looks so salty

  • Fuck, I’m sick af rn and that image legit made me stumble to the bathroom dry heaving.

  • Oh God I scromited in my mouth

  • Something about this makes me giggle hysterically – “the olives are out to get you kid!”

  • [Its jiggling is almost hypnotic](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B0K5FuxIUAABbbx.jpg)

  • They were not composed altogether of flesh and blood. They had shape but that shape was not made of matter. When the stars were right, They could plunge from world to world through the sky; but when the stars were wrong, They could not live. But although They no longer lived, They would never really die.

  • My son saw this and said, “Oo, that yummy”…

  • This reminds me of head cheese.

  • omg I was totally gonna make this but with corn!

  • Is this eaten chilled or warmed?

  • When you need to gift something shittier than fruitcake

  • Fuck, this image will haunt me

  • this post has been an inspiration; I’m going to have a dinner party and the only food I’m going to serve will be suspended in aspic.

  • I’m scarred for life

  • I feel like calling someone, like the cops or priest…

  • Ooooh, that is vile!

  • This is making me weep gelatin.

  • this is it. i thought the coleslaw salad was the shittest of the shitty food porn. no, we have a new king. a hot dog crown. you win. you win…

  • Why you shake the table though? I feel sick. 🤮

    I’m intrigued…

  • God that’s gross!

  • There is no god……

  • Why does this abomination exist? PURGE THE XENO SCUM

  • No 😬

  • r/jesuschristreddit 🤢

  • Jesus christ someone actually ate that thing?

  • What in the actual Fuck….. why… Just… What would make you want to create that, and then decide it was edible?

  • I don’t understand

  • Fucking sick

  • A cross between a 4th grade science project of an atom and dog vomit.

  • Nope. Did not want.

  • I’m a bot, *bleep*, *bloop*. Someone has linked to this thread from another place on reddit:

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  • Wow this is fucking awful. Great job.

  • Does your family actually eat this? If so do they enjoy this?

  • Can someone stabilize this?

  • this is WRONG

  • I’m trying to figure out why celery had to be involved.

  • r/oddlyarousing

  • Oh my god. Did you *EAT IT?*

  • S….some….someone ate that?

  • 🙁

  • Wait…. someone actually ate this??? And ruined perfectly good potato chips in the process?!?!? Those poor, innocent potato chips

  • It’s so slimy 😖

  • /r/gifsthatkeepongiving that you really wish wouldn’t.

  • Image how it’ll look in a month

  • I’m horrified and disgusted

  • This makes me sick

  • This is a hate crime

  • * [The Gallery of Regrettable Food](http://www.lileks.com/institute/gallery/index.html)
    * [A Completely New Guide to Gel-Cookery](http://www.lileks.com/institute/gallery/knox/index.html)

  • I was on a train when I saw this and freaked out a little when I thought the jiggle was from the train…

  • Fucking vile

  • You should throw that on to the end of a car exhaust and see what it sounds like.

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