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  • Next you are going to try to tell me that the oxyclean guy is dead from a cocaine overdose.

  • She didn’t love his nuts, so he hit her with his slap chop.

  • I’m tired of cleaning up bloody messes after getting into fights with hookers. There has to be a better way.

  • To be fair, hasn’t this happened to all of us at least once?

  • Why was he trying to kiss the hooker mouth to mouth in the first place?! Her job is to put dicks in her gullet

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yaw7qX_ZDNE so that’s where Jaboody Dubs got the material for the slap chop.

  • the hooker won the fight…

  • SHAM POW!

  • He looks like he’s aiming for a job with Allstate as Mayhem’s sidekick.

  • >TIL Vince Shlomi, the ShamWow guy, was arrested in February 2009 after getting in a bloody fight with a hooker.

    [He kept busy inside, though.] (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMMxIAn_76g)

  • first time i saw him randomly, I was mesmerized….”the Germans, they make great cars….”

  • Wow

  • And now he’s back, because *Wait! There’s more!*

  • If ya order now, I’ll throw in a second beatin’, absolutely free!!!

  • He’s back, and [HE SO HUNGRY!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjGbLauqUZQ)

  • I thought that was the same guy in the Autozone commercials.

  • I thought his name was Vince Offer? And I thought he was one of the people behind The Underground Comedy movie.

  • Are… Are you 12?

    Who the fuck didn’t know this? It was huge news.

    Are you going to post “TIL in 2001 the world trade centers were hit by airplanes” next?

  • I bet you’re also going to learn that water is wet and there have already been TWO world wars!

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