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  • The Mormon Church seems to lose all those super special things they have claimed to find. Golden Plates, writings of Abraham.

  • Dum dum dum dum dum.

  • Have they looked in the couch cushions for all this stuff? I bet they’d find it all if they would just look there.

  • Mormon story time. Some of my neighbors are mormon. One of the mormon girls graduated from highschool and did the whole missionary thing, where apparently they go to Utah for a few months of training then are assigned some place where they are missionaries for like a couple years(?). It could be a city in the US, or it could be overseas. It’s fairly random’ish from what I understand.

    This poor naive girl got assigned to somewhere in Eastern Europe, like Romania or Latvia. Not only that, but an incredibly small town where pretty much no one spoke English.

    She was apparently miserable there. No friends, didn’t understand the culture, didn’t like the food, lived in a really unenjoyable place- just bad. Some kids might excel in that sort of situation, but she wasn’t ready.

    She begged off, quit, and came home after a few months. Most of the church basically didn’t talk to her, including her parents. There apparently was a lot of debate about shunning her/kicking her out of the church, etc.

    Yeah, fuck that shit. Not interested.

  • ExMormon here, just to let anyone who reads this that the Mormon church is full of the biggest sexist, racists, lieing sacks of bullshit. That just the leaders. The rest are as lambs to the slaughter. They follow exactly what the asshole in Salt Lake City tell them to do including hoping their children get murdered instead of being gay. If you see their missionaries coming bar your door hide your children.

  • [List of other “lost” Mormon stuff](http://www.116pages.com/2017/01/mormonisms-lost-items.html)

  • “Hezekiah, have you seen that altar thing, the one that had all the brown stains on it?”

  • obviously they “lost it”

  • Oh shit bro, where’d altar?

  • Recommend Fawn Brodie’s “No Man knows my History”. Won a great award for honesty.

    Of those in his innermost first circle, of whom all claimed to have seen those “golden tablets” 5-6 left and recanted their statements.

    This is simply more of the same. And if some others are being smug, when religions are being formed, from clear, historical evidence we know that these things go on ALL the time in most all of them, too, often up til today.

    https://archive.org/details/NoManKnowsMyHistory

    Have a Mormon friend, and his gr-g’pa was Prez of the Church in SLC. The stories HE can tell, even today!!!

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  • Well, that is just gosh darn inconvenient! And a downright shame. Now science will never get a chance to verify their claims.

  • Some of you are mocking them losing it but you never been to a Mormon rummage sale. Shit gets crazy. Real crazy.

  • The mormons are just as bad as scientology.

  • Plot twist: He didn’t.

  • why would adam be sacrificing animals

  • Mormons. Scientologists. Not sure what the difference is.

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