Police arrested 3 exotic dancers for allegedly breaking the Counties nudity ordinance. The judge allowed a dancer to bend over...


Police arrested 3 exotic dancers for allegedly breaking the Counties nudity ordinance. The judge allowed a dancer to bend over to show that her outfit did not indecently expose her; he agreed – 1983



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  • Can’t wait for the inevitable repost in a few hrs with the title ‘my mom in the 80’s fighting a traffic ticket in court’..

  • Her rebuttal.

  • “If the panties fit, you must acquit.”

  • The look on that stenographer though.

  • “All rise for the honorable Judge.”

  • Good Lord, I can hear him sniffing.

  • The judge got a clue

  • If it please the court I’d like to bend over and show you.

    Oh, it please the court alright.

  • Cheeky bastard

  • “Bailiff, please bring in the ping pong balls. And no, we won’t be needing the paddles.”

  • Lmao my boy found a way to get her to bust it open in the middle of court..stenographer over there flabbergasted and shit..unbelievable.

  • Who could object?

  • Holy habeas corpus Batman!

  • “As you can plainly see Juudge, my anus and vagina maintain their position under the material. Where is the nudaytay I ask, where…?”

  • “allowed”

  • I’ll allow it.

  • Lol bet he didn’t even have to use the mallet 😉

  • Did he use dollar bills?

  • Alrighty then. Now about this parking ticket….

  • Well played judge..

  • Gu………oh my

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