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  • Oh okay, thanks Best Buy.

  • This man speaks truth about something that I didn’t know I needed truth for.

  • I’ll buy whatever he’s selling.

  • >It’s thick, it’s hard to move.

    Mans a poet.

  • “Without the sauce you’re lost, but don’t get lost in the sauce…”

    -Gandhi

  • This is a new revelation…I must tell the world!

    HEY ALL YOU PEOPLE…

  • I was waiting for the camera to pan over and reveal the other person to be a 50 year old white woman

  • Reminds me of waving my dick in the wind

    *2nd verse*

    “*I’m lost in the sauce once again*”

  • “If a man does not have the sauce, then he is lost. But the same man can be lost in the sauce.” – Gucci Mane

  • That almost makes too much sense.

  • I like this logic.

  • Now I know why it’s VSauce and not VJuice

  • My life is different now.

  • This is exactly where this video belongs. Art

  • literal poetry.

  • Idk dude. I think the most convincing part of his argument is his voice. Something about his voice just wants you to believe what he’s saying is true no matter what.

  • I like to imagine some guy going into a Best Buy and this guy approaching him asking if he had any questions. Yea, I’m not very good with keeping up with lingo these days, what’s juice and whats sauce? What’s the difference between the two? Okay man look…

  • I thought it was because you squeeze the juice and give the sauce

  • Such a wise man

  • So fake boobs are the juice. And natural boobs are the sauce. I get it.

  • i want bbq sauce rn

  • Wow, philosophising

  • I wonder if this was his actual pitch to a customer. That’s amazing.

  • So they do know what juice is… [Dave lied to us](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NuTjQLfU6Gk;t=2m05s).

  • I want to know this man.

  • Yea that’s great. But I asked where I could find a copy of Ernest Scared Stupid.

  • Just in case someone doesn’t get it, he’s talking about the slang “Juice” (meaning street cred), and “Sauce”, (which is your personality, what makes you you). And he’s making the analogy with the food items, where sauce has a longer shelf life, in order to explain the terms to someone.

    At least that’s how I interpret what he’s saying.

  • Reminds me of [English rhyming slang](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhyming_slang).

  • I’m lost man. Is this an analogy? Like, I know the “lost in the sauce” meme.

  • Anyways this MacBook will run you about $850 with a one year warranty…

  • [A man knows sauce when he sees it](https://youtu.be/0Qd7cT3gyrI)

  • Reminds me of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJMwBwFj5nQ

    Be sauce my friend

  • A loooong long time ago I used to watch sales people at Best Buy come up with long ass diatribes like this to sell the extended warranty on a product. I would be amiss if this was not this dudes plan, smoooooth delivery dude, smooooth.. Also we used to call PSP at Best Buy “Juice”.

  • visionary

  • This sounds like something Ron Ben-Israel would say.

  • cheesy on my peeny and the sauce ah on my balls

  • I prefer my four year olds to be a fifty year old white woman.

  • It’s especially hard to move if you dump it out all over the inside of your fridge and forget about it for a month.

  • McDonald’s forgot to put my goddamn sauce in the bag.

  • Amen

  • Damn dude where was this guy when I worked at Best Buy for 3 years?!

    All my co-workers were lame as fuck.

  • Reminds me of that Jesus pizza delivery guy on American Dad.

  • Dude has a way with words

  • I dip my nuggets in McDonalds sauce and it doesn’t last.

    I dip my nuggets in McDonalds juice… that’s right, [McDonalds got rid of their juice](http://www.today.com/food/mcdonald-s-getting-rid-hi-c-orange-drink-t110932)

    Sauce that doesn’t out last still outlast juice.

  • The only sauce sticking around in a fridge is the shitty low tier barbecue or crappy dressing that isn’t necessarily bad, but pales in comparison to tastier sauces.

  • You keep bbq sauce in the fridge?

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