• Missing Hillary’s shoes


  • Good job buddie.

  • Ben Garrison? Yeah I know him by that name. Hell, I worked with him in Nam. Back then we called him “Gook Gutting” Garrison because he never came out of a tunnel without a scalp, an ear, or covered with blood.
    Most would call him insane, but that is why the green berets trained him. They saw potential. It wasn’t until they learned his methods that they truly realized what a monster they created.
    You see, most guys that go tunnel clearing take guns. Not Ben. No, he took knives, clubs, hatchets, sometimes nothing but his bare hands. After a few missions I got a chance to talk to him in the mess. He was wearing his blood stained hat, sunglasses, and combat fatigues, smoking a cigarette and drinking johnny walker black. It was contraband, but you NEVER told Ben what he could and couldn’t do.
    I asked him why he never took guns with him. He lowered is head and took a long slow draw from his hand rolled cig, pulled off his sun glasses and looked me right in the eyes, piercing my soul.
    “I do it out of respect. Respect for the white race. These slant eye’d scum bags don’t deserve the mercy of an American made bullet, but the slow torturous death of the hands of an American man!”
    In a flash he pulled out his weathered, but razor sharp knife and stopped just short of sticking my gut. “The look in their eyes when I slip this baby into their swollen, rice filled bellies is reason enough. To see the last lights flick off in their heads as they see a real killer work.”

  • You should post the real version

  • /r/fakehistoryporn

  • 10/10 accuracy, looks identical to every other Ben Garrison comic ever

  • God dammit why is this on my /r/popular

  • What is the blotch in the middle? Can you please label that?

  • I’m really unsure of what’s going on with this. It needs more text boxes with mini paragraphs describing their actions just like cyclone ben

  • You really need attention don’t you

  • Y’all need some serious practice with your memes. It’s okay though, you have at least 8 years to figure it out.

  • So much patriotism in one picture

  • What kind of shitpost is this?

  • Reports as of now:

    > 2: Spam

    > 1: my dick is so small that i can fit it in a power point

    > 1: how dumb are you retards

    > 1: This is spam

    > 1: reddit rule: asking for upvotes

    > 1: Regardless of political standing, you should be ashamed of this post.

    > 1: Private property is theft

    > 1: 4 image views and 600 upvotes huh? full of bots

    > 1: Shitpost or Metapost in Contractionary Phase

    > 1: Die

    > 1: Racism, Sexism or other Bigotry

    > 1: im sorry but you used my likeness without my permission and im suing -dornald k tremps

    > 1: put me in the comments

    > 1: actually ben garisson did more to defend the alamo than you everwill

    > 1: <no reason>

    > 1: No Fetishizing or Advocating Violence

  • Beautiful hair. Immaculate.

  • I’m 99% percent sure Ben Garrison wants to fuck trump based on how he draws him.

  • who?

  • This is some of his best work.

  • Did a child draw this?

  • This is fucking amazing

  • I dunno. It’s missing Ben Garrison’s signature homoerotic portrayal of the Dump.

  • I’m laughing irl over a shitpost fucking hell

  • http://imgur.com/oID3XO9

    Roughly 10,000 labels.

    Also, the “wikileaks” are causing water to leak *out of* the boat. Has he forgotten how boats work?

  • If you are right-leaning, please join the [discussion thread](http://reddit.com/r/neoliberal/comments/6k7l7j/discussion_thread/) on a regular basis and help us balance out the socdems.

    Thank you, that is all.

    also mods plz pin

    Now that is all.

  • I’m sorry but there’s not enough labels for me to understand the message.

  • This art has both width and breadth. Really, a fine example of use of multiple dimensions.

  • truly the height of political discourse

  • I can’t even upvote this ironically, sorry

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  • Good stuff

  • Aha liberals trying to be funny

  • Where are (((queen bae shillary’s))) emails?

  • As much as I hate the guy, his art style has really improved. This is definitely his best work.

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