My buddy went to a wedding last weekend and this swan wouldn’t stop staring at him through the door

My buddy went to a wedding last weekend and this swan wouldn’t stop staring at him through the door

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  • I guess you’ll have to break it to your buddy that he just married an evil sorcerer’s lackey, and that Odette is really a swan, doomed to remain so unless she’s out on the lake when the moonlight touches it…

  • Dammit, they mate for life, and there were promises made.

  • That’s because swans are vicious hyper territorial feathered balls of pain and hatred. This one has decided your buddy is who he’s going to attack, first chance he gets.

    You think I’m kidding, but I’m really not. They are mean bastards, they pick a target and go at it until they can’t anymore.

  • Tonight… *YOU.*

  • Oh my god. I think this is where I got married. The chairs/lighting and swan and all very familiar haha. The swan is the male and the day before our wedding his mate had laid an egg. There were signs all over the venue saying to keep away from him and not to feed him. But he felt he should be very involved in the day anyway.

  • No luck catching them swans, then?

  • He had a side quest.

  • He was the model for the swan ice sculpture placed behind your friend. He’s just checking himself out.

  • Anatidaephobia

    Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck, goose or swan. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, one of these animals are watching them.

    Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word “anatidae”, meaning ducks, geese or swans and “phobos” meaning fear.

    Not a fear it seems, looks like it is straight up legit in this case.

  • Was your buddy gay? Cos you know what they say about swans, right?

  • Swan NEVER forgets…….

  • That swan has a fucking quest for your friend to complete

  • soon

  • That look just screams “if you give me the opportunity, I will destroy *everything* in that fucking room


  • *Baby come back, listen, you can blame it all on me*

    *I was wrong, and I just can’t live without you*


  • Shampoo is better, i go on first and clean da hair

  • “Let me in. I know they meant to invite me, but just forgot.”

  • Soon.

  • I may have been at that wedding

  • Are you the gatekeeper? I am the keymaster.

  • I need a PS battle of this where it is holding a boombox above its head John Cusack style.

  • I can’t help but think of the kids movie Swan Princess when I look at this picture. All I remember of that movie was the swan trying to get into the wedding and kept tapping on windows with its bill.

    The nostalgia.

  • Swans are not nice. At a golf course my father plays at, one of the residents that lived near a large pond water feature spent their own money to purchase and maintain two swans… now, you have to be careful as hell on that hole because they will come right up to you, right up to your cart and attack!

  • Is it a gay swan

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