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  • As an interesting aside, you don’t need a jury of your peers in the USA. You need a jury of people from the county where the crime was committed.

    A jury of your peers is for countries where there’s a peerage, i.e., nobility and commoners, so that nobility gets a jury of nobles and a commoner gets a jury of commoners.

    See the US Constitution for details. 😉

  • > especially when you’ve spent the years immediately prior to it meticulously crafting an image of yourself as an obnoxious piece of shit.

    Maybe that wasn’t such a good idea.

  • Remember that time when people on Reddit would jump to his defense and claim he was actually a good guy just trolling everyone?

  • > It just goes to show: You can’t get a fair trial in America, especially when you’ve spent the years immediately prior to it meticulously crafting an image of yourself as an obnoxious piece of shit.

    interesting defense strategy….

  • I mean, technically this IS an Onion article

  • I’ll do it.

  • I’m more surprised to finx out that Martin Shkreli is something we still give a shit about.

  • Serves him Right.

  • Can we just skip to the part where we find him guilty and lock him up for 20 or 30 consecutive life sentences?

  • All he did was raise the price of a drug to the stupid insurance companies, the consumer doesn’t pay any more for it and now every one hates him for that. You should really be hating USAs sub par healthcare system

  • Never heard of this source. Is it one of those V for Vendetta mask wearing websites?

  • This guy literally stood up against big pharma and insurance companies. Must have been too expensive.

  • The A.V. Club IS the Onion.

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