• From my personal experience, fat people are such a minuscule part of the people who fall.

    Old People: do not walk around your house at 4 am in the fucking dark you idiots. Do not walk around over stuff on the floor while dragging your goddamn feet. Do not stand up from sitting on the toilet super fast. Before you get up after sleeping, sit on the side of your bed for like 2 minutes to see if you’re ready to stand.

    People with old parents: make sure they have shit to hold onto, and they have the fewest amount of stairs as possible to mount. Doesn’t matter if they’re getting around fine. And don’t let your dumbass mother try to climb on the counter to get that thing on top of the cupboard. Get that bitch a ladder and make her use it.

  • Life is a health risk.

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