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  • Anyone who thinks cats are assholes have never seen pet birds.

  • This is why most birdcages are made of metal.

  • Wanna know why I’m in this cage?? Cuz I fucking wanna be, bitch.

  • Have three parrots (two cockatoos and a macaw). We switched to metal dog crates for transporting them because it was cheaper than replacing carriers all the time. But we had to padlock the crates because they could unlock them from the inside.

    Birds are too smart.

  • Note to self – look into cockatoo rescue.

    I’m too old for a young bird… An ornery older bird and I? Might be a good match.

  • Parrots are GIGANTIC assholes and live for 50+ years. I cannot imagine why ANYONE would have one for a pet.

  • What a Cock^^^^atoo

  • I love how there’s even a cutout to accommodate the plumage

  • He didn’t even bother coming out. He just did it to prove that he could.

  • Birds are meant for the skies and fly free. Not to be confined inside a house, even less in a cage. I can’t never understand anybody who can have a bird as a pet. And they think they are nice to the animal.
    Just sayin’…

  • Prison Beak S1E8.

    It’s a parroty

  • Is that a stack of cash propping up the carrier?

  • The bird is the word motherfucker

  • Despite all my rage….

  • Lock me inside someones house to be their emotional slave/pet I’d be a jerk too.

  • That’s the evil bird from Rio

  • “Do you know why these cat crates work? Because cats don’t have beaks.” >:|

  • can’t cage a [LEGEND](https://youtu.be/mLwGfoybuPw)

  • Note to self: If you ever go to prison, get a pet cockatoo.

  • “Humans being jerks”, I would say. 😌

  • I have to remind myself that some birds aren’t meant to be caged. Their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away, the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up does rejoice. Still, the place you live in is that much more drab and empty that they’re gone.

  • Welcome to a bird owners life. Shit & food everywhere and no buttons left on your remotes. That’s when you realize it will live for 80 years and it’s an asshole.

  • I wonder if when aliens take over Earth they will post pictures of us breaking out of our cages to r/humansbeingjerks.

  • I’m sure that bird just loves to sit motionless in a cage all day for the purpose of being visual fodder for humans

  • Despite all the my rage I’m still just a cockatoo in a cage

    Despite all the my rage I’m still just a cockatoo in a cage

    Then someone will say this cage is lost and can never be saved

    Despite all my rage I am still just a cockatoo in a cage…

  • [Probably should have asked Pebbles if that was an appropriate cage](https://youtu.be/XM8aBESf8EI)

  • No one puts cockatoo in the ~~corner~~ cage.

  • Repost me again motherfucker

    FT/FY..

  • Had a moluccan cockatoo (much bigger than this guy) do this exact same thing to our wooden front door when his perch was left too close. Our front door is now metal.

  • As a cockatoo owner, he should’ve known better.

    Source: own an asshole cockatoo

  • Cage me outside, how ’bout dat?

  • Fucking love it

  • I’m still wishing someone would teach their cockatoo to recite the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise.

  • Just out of curiosity, how many of you are trying to photoshop Nicolas Cage’s face on that poor bird’s face right now?

  • Cage me outside, how bah dat?

  • If I was drinking milk when I saw this it would have shot out my nose.

  • “I’m gonna bust this open like a soda can!”

  • Cage Me Again with this as is album cover

  • Why is he still in there, tho?

  • I heard the bird say that in Samuel L. Jackson’s voice.

  • I mean why would you put it in a plastic crate?

  • DoomBeak

  • Those birds always creeped me out due to how smart they are

  • Steve Irwin once said cockatiels were the only animals he was afraid of. That picture makes a good argument for his position.

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  • The Shaw Peck Redemption

  • “I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, de-briefed or numbered! My life is my own!”

  • Damn that is a strong ass bird beak!

  • Surprise motherfucker!!

  • Don’t want to be trapped in a cage fight with this guy

  • Surprise MOTHAFUCKA!

  • Look up Mr. Max on YouTube. A cockatoo that also hates his cage. I think having a bird like this would be like living with a toddler who may at any time pull a switchblade on you.

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