• > At least, that’s the deal online lender SoFi is offering. The company said Thursday it will give a month’s worth of avocado toast to anyone who takes out a mortgage with it in July.

    Memes, man. No longer just for online trolls.

  • I was so broke I ate avocado toast for 3 years. Before that it was hummus tacos and ramen broccoli.

  • Oh boy, $80 worth of toast. Sign me the fuck up.

  • They are missing the point. Send someone to prepare the toasts for me, then we’ll be talking. I’m a Millennial, not a kitchen magician.

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